Married women with an e-reader, I’ve got a question for you:

If a book entitled, Is That All He Thinks About? How to Enjoy Great Sex with Your Husband, showed up on your Kindle/Nook/whatever, and you found out it was a gift from your husband for Mother’s Day/your birthday/whatever, would you be:

a. excited
b. embarrassed
c. irritated
d. offended
e. elated
f. some other adjective that starts with a vowel

Don’t worry about hurting my feelings. This is more a question about you than the book.

Thanks, friends!